Brief hiatus

Things have gotten a bit too out of hand dietwise. I haven’t gone on any binges or anything; I’ve just gone too high on my carb intake. Think in terms of “closer to USDA allowance than Atkins allowance,” ha ha. (USDA allowance is 300g a day for a 2000-calorie diet. That’s 1200 calories, by the way, if you count those.)

Since we were out running around anyway I asked Matt if we could stop at Papa John’s. I explained about the recent cheats and deciding that since I was out of ketosis yesterday (and I was), I might as well give it a couple of days in which I eat what I want before I get back on the wagon. Couple of days are not going to kill me. So pizza it was. I impressed myself, however; I ate maybe half a large pizza rather than almost an entire one like I used to do, and I am still drinking diet soda. I didn’t want to wreck myself THAT far.

I have to say Papa John’s is weird anymore. I hadn’t had it in months because Gumby’s is cheaper so we were getting pizza there, and when we got PJs last night it smelled slightly weird. Couldn’t put my finger on it; probably was the spice blend in the sauce. Pizza Hut, however, would not have been an improvement. PH is the Dairy Queen of pizza crust: all air bubbles.

OK, enough of that…

Not wanting to undo the gains I have made, though. Well, OK, this was the diametric opposite of a gain in the weight sense, har-har, but it was a gain healthwise, I think. So I need to restart soon.

I would be lying, though, if I said I wasn’t somewhat anxious about the prospect. I know I don’t need to go back to eating lots and lots of grain food and I sure had better never go back to regular soda. And I know a good bit of my problem is not getting enough veggies. But sometimes I think I should just go for a more whole-foods diet that includes carb foods and see how I do on it, because when it is possible to cheat on a diet by eating brown rice, that feels a little weird. (Oddly, too, brown rice didn’t knock me out of ketosis. Now, I didn’t eat as much as I usually do but I didn’t stick with the standard-sized single serving, either. I have heard that rice does not mess with insulin levels as much as grain foods usually do, which may explain this to some degree–it would have been easier to process it through my system and then recover.) On the other hand, eating a lot of brown rice would feel kind of pointless, as grain loses its nutrition as it ages in one’s pantry and it’s only got fiber and B vitamins going for it in the first place.

More later. I am being paged.

There’s always the do-over.

Boy, I’ve really been getting on my own nerves lately. I am supposed to be gradually easing back into carb-eating by adding WHOLE foods. What have I been doing instead? Taking up my carb count with junk and with non-junk that I’m not supposed to be eating right now. It’s rather difficult to see whether I’m OK at 35 grams or at 40 grams (the next step up the carb ladder) when I’m eating enough carbs to almost take me out of ketosis.

If you’re wondering whether I’m annoyed at myself, you would be correct.

And it’s not the all-too-common excuse of, “You must need those foods or else you wouldn’t eat them.” Nobody needs a candy bar or a bowl of ice cream. Nobody needs French fries. Y’know, that kind of thing. In my case it’s been too many low-carb tortillas (I have devised an excellent method of eating cheese sandwiches when feeling snacky), brown rice, and the occasional taste of something I’m not supposed to have. And too much coffee. If I’m going to do the coffee perhaps I should grab some Da Vinci sugar-free syrups, as they have no carb count while granular Splenda is one gram per teaspoon. And that’s without counting the heavy cream. Le sigh.

And yes, I’m still having issues with vegetables. That’s got to change.

I think I need to start over with Induction. I don’t think I will need it longer than a week (if I start it tomorrow I’ll be on it a little over a week, actually). But just to get the junk out of my system, make myself eat the veggies and so forth.

The weight loss is going fine and better than fine. That’s not the issue. The issue is I need to be better at this healthy eating thing than I am presently.

I think something else I need to do is make menus for myself. If I know what I’m supposed to eat in a given day then it won’t be so easy to go over my carb count and I won’t have to worry about being under it either.

Wish me luck.

Adventures in insulin-rushing…

q. What happens when you eat a small bag of rice crackers after more than six weeks in ketosis?

a. Wheeeee!

A certain male individual in my life is going to stop bringing over foods that he knows were my favorite pre-Atkins snacks, especially when he did not clear them with me first. Oh yes.

Thank gods it was a small bag. About a cup and a half worth of stuff. Part of the rationale, too, was keeping them away from my daughter. She has had problems with tooth decay (possibly from being on a low-grade antibiotic for over a year and a half, or possibly genetics on her dad’s side) and rice cracker pulp tends to stick in your teeth. I figure the candied ginger we get her occasionally is bad enough. I could have just thrown the damn bag away, but oh no… not me.

I’ll feel better in a few hours, when all of this is out of my system. At least it wasn’t three hundred grams. That’s the target number that “normal” people are supposed to aspire to on a 2000-calorie diet, according to the USDA. Read some of the larger and more detailed nutrition labels on foods if you are in the U.S. and you’ll see what I mean. I can’t fathom that anymore. I might make it to 80g a day–50 at least–and still feel good, but that’s all I can ever manage. And no wonder so many people out there wind up with chronic illnesses.

When was the last time you “normal” eaters managed to stick to 2000 calories and 300g carbohydrate a day? Let’s say even 300g net (carbohydrate count after subtracting fiber)? I sure never pulled it off, not most days.

Breakfast: A 3.5-inch cinnamon-raisin bagel’s got about 39g total carbs. One banana is almost 27g. (I’m assuming medium size.) A homemade 4-inch biscuit (quickbread), plain or buttermilk, is 45g. (2.5 inches = about 27g.) Two slices French toast with butter is 36g. One cup Raisin Nut Bran is 41.45g. One butter croissant is 26.11g.

Lunch: 1 medium carrot is 6g. One cup raw carrot is just over 10g. Those frozen chicken pot pies you can cook in a toaster oven? One of those is 42.7g. One cup of coleslaw is 14.89g. Prefer salad? One cup of croutons is 25.4g.

Dinner: One cup baked beans is 53.7g. A cup of red kidney beans from the can is almost 40g. One cup of yellow sweet corn from frozen is 31.65g. One slice fast-food pepperoni pizza from a 14″ pie: 33.35g and who stops at one slice? The USDA lists aren’t clear on the French fries values: are the sizes per fry or per carton? I’m going to guess carton: 31.88g for a small fries, 63.39 for a large. Don’t even get me started on dessert.

It’s really funny because I see all these study results quoted that cite how obesity occurs thanks to eating junk food, and then they decide it’s the fat in the junk food doing all the harm–but if you look at the carb counts on all this stuff we’re supposed to cut out of our diets with the exception of meats and pure fats, it’s all carb-heavy stuff. Nobody seems to make this connection in their minds, then a Dr. Atkins comes along who does and they laugh at him.

Read the labels on what you eat. The bag of rice crackers I shouldn’t have eaten had a total of 69g net carbs in the whole bag, and prior to going into ketosis I would have eaten it and not blinked. Now I feel vaguely dizzy and ill. It’s a useful self-correcting mechanism. You don’t have that if you’re not in ketosis, so that’s what the labels are for.

Lacking a label, check this site out. It’s the USDA nutritional database: http://www.nal.usda.gov/fnic/foodcomp/search/

“But I thought Atkins didn’t allow veggies!”

It seems supremely ironic to me that so many folks out there suffer from the misconception that Atkins doesn’t allow carbohydrate foods. I’ve even seen “experts” who should be smart enough to crack open a book and read for themselves, claiming that Atkins is unhealthy because it doesn’t allow plant foods.

The irony is that there is no way you can do Atkins correctly UNLESS you eat vegetables. Full stop. They are the backbone of your carbohydrate intake, unlike in the Standard American Diet (or even the USDA’s Food Pyramid) where grains are.

And you can’t appreciate this unless you are actually involved in the diet. You can’t appreciate how important vegetables are until you’ve used up your entire carb allowance for the day on “low-carb” processed foods, like I sometimes do. Then you realize you could have had a more nutritious diet that day but you’ve blown your chance.

I mean, you could go on and get your vegetable allowance, and if that’s what makes you feel better then go for it. But you will go way over your allowance, possibly knock yourself out of ketosis, and set yourself back days or weeks.

Dana Carpender applauds sugar alcohols for being a sweetener that enforces moderation (if you eat too many of them, they cause gastrointestinal distress; if you take Beano with them then they become digestible). Similarly, I applaud the Atkins plan itself for forcing its adherents to eat more healthy foods if we want any carb intake at all that we don’t have to feel guilty about later.

Carb counts and cheat foods

The weight-loss phases of Atkins are an excellent argument in favor of preparing most of one’s food at home. This is the most frugal and nutritious approach anyway if those are goals of yours; you know what’s going into your meals and you have total control. But it’s also a huge help with carb counts. Even when someone else makes my meal for me when I’m at home (my little girl’s dad sometimes cooks for us), I have to guesstimate a lot, but if I do it myself it’s no problem.

It sounds obsessive and control-freaky but one of the goals of Atkins is to know your limitations insofar as how many grams of carbohydrate you can get away with in a day and stay at your current weight or lose weight. And the reason this matters is that the primary metabolism for human beings is the glucose metabolism, and glucose calories are therefore the calories that count for most people. Fat is turned into various biochemicals and used to transport fat-soluble vitamins; protein is used to build cell structures; if you’re getting enough carbs, neither fats nor proteins are used for fuel. This is the gaping, bleeding hole in calorie theory. Calories do count, but only the ones you’re burning!

Meanwhile, I’ve been rotten this week, but only to a point. Wednesday I decided I was tired of salads and had a wrap sandwich at Subway. They don’t use the low-carb tortillas for their wraps anymore but I could have done worse; the wrap was 33g (I don’t know about the fiber content), lower than any of the breads. I checked the next day and I was still in ketosis. I’m not sure if I’d been knocked out of it at any point and then went back in; if not, my carb tolerance is higher than I thought it was! Yesterday at the state fair I ate a few French fries (as in, less than half a dozen) and bought a sugar-free “homebrewed” root beer at one of the booths; the man said he’d gotten complaints about the sugar-free version and his fix was to add less than half a cup of the sugary stuff on top to help the flavor. I agreed to it because he sweetens the diet root beer with aspartame, which I really do not like. I think I had one or two other episodes with stuff I was not supposed to eat–oh yeah. I got some sugar-free Twizzlers Thursday night. That in itself wasn’t much of a problem although it’s kind of stupid to use up your carb allowance with something that can only be described as junk food, but at the time I was missing junk, probably because I was hungry. So I ate more of those at a time than I should have. Again, it wasn’t an excessive cheat; I seem to be good at taking dabs here and bits there every now and again and then stopping. I still have some Twizzlers left, actually, I think, and it was a small package to begin with.

The cheating bugs me a little because even though I am reasonable-ish about it I don’t want to turn this into a nasty little pattern of justifying cheats to myself and then shriving myself afterwards. This may just be my conscience working in overdrive, though. I’m more worried, actually, that I’m not getting my full carb count during the day with stuff I AM supposed to eat than I am about the cheats.

I’ve upped my allowance to 35 grams a day for the next few weeks and will be doing my utmost to make sure I hit the mark more often than not. I really need to see if the weight loss continues at that level. It makes me wonder about how realistic it is to increase carb count 5g a week like the Atkins book says to do. Seems like in no time I would be up to 50g a week and wondering when the heck my weight loss stopped and having to back down again. Better to take it slowly, I would think.

Which also makes me wonder about the folks who choose to stay in Induction for months at a time. Dr. Atkins thought this would not be harmful to most people who try it, but why not simply add on about five grams a month? Then it’s lots easier to see where your carb tolerance is and you can still lose weight like whoa. And you can also still do the Pre-Maintenance phase of adding 10g at a time, at least in theory, later on.

Although I’m starting to wonder about that too. You’re supposed to do OWL until you’re within ten pounds or so of your goal weight. OK, fine. But what if your carb tolerance is low? It would be all too easy to overshoot your limit in Pre-Maintenance, I would think, especially if your ACE (Atkins Carbohydrate Equilibrium) is 40g or so.

Oh well. The beauty of this diet is that you can tailor it to some degree to meet your needs. Some people who go on Atkins never do Induction at all, but start at 100g a day or so and gradually lower the carb intake until they start losing (if they aren’t losing at 100–some people do!). Whatever works for you.

The hard part isn’t lowering the carb intake…

…but increasing it again. You wouldn’t think that would be the case, given all the horror stories about carb cravings and falling off the wagon. Incidentally, every now and again I get a very slight taste of something that’s supposed to be forbidden at this phase of the diet. But that’s it. Literally, just a taste, and then I’m fine again. Otherwise I have to force myself to remember to eat enough carbs to be at a proper level for this particular week. In OWL you have to add 5g a week of net carbs until you get to a point where you’re not losing anymore.

This is hard. Why? Don’t know. Part of it’s wrestling with eating vegetables. It’s one thing to shrug it off when you’re eating Standard American Diet and opt to take supplements instead. You can’t do that crap with Atkins. OK, you can take supplements and usually should, but if you skip the veggies you don’t get most of your carbs.

I finally got smart and opted for frozen veggies because salad wasn’t cutting it, no pun intended; I’d forget the stuff was in the fridge and it would rot, and that’s expensive. Frozen is mightily forgiving, though, in comparison. And yet, I’ve got like six bags of the stuff and I’m still not eating it. What gives?

No point wasting more time being analytical about it. Got to start eating the allotted amount tomorrow. In the meantime, I am not ramping up my carb intake anymore until I can hit 30g a day consistently for a week. Once I’ve got that down, we can struggle with 35g next time around.

One little deviation I don’t worry much about is carrots, by the way. They’re supposed to be high-glycemic but if you look at the carb count on a package of California mix (broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots), the net carb count is really low. I’ve also read that although they’re high on the glycemic index, you have to eat huge amounts of them to get that level of glycemic response. I haven’t been sent yammering after chocolate-chip cookies after partaking of them, so I won’t worry about it. They’re a great source of beta-carotene and fiber, they’re not acidic, and they’re not boring.

Something else to not sweat it about is yogurt. Dana Carpender quotes the authors of the GO-Diet as saying that since most of the lactose in yogurt has been converted to lactic acid, you only have to count 4g net carbs in a cup of yogurt. I’ve done that, and it works fine. I sweeten it with a teaspoon or two of Splenda (1-2g net), and I tried adding a packet of coffee-flavored sugarless Emergen-C to it the other day and it tasted pretty good. It also works with berries, obviously, which add another 3-5g per half-cup depending on which you’re working with. I wouldn’t mix berries with coffee flavor, though. And this is still just an occasional treat, not an everyday thing.

Silken tofu might be a better bet, for smoothies made with low-glycemic fruit.

But first let’s get the veggies back up. That’s vital. At least I am still taking my vitamins just about every day.